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[转帖] [12.12]这位小姐竟能用英语逼死美国人!!!暴!

本主题由 小洋葱 于 2008-5-27 13:19 关闭

[12.12]这位小姐竟能用英语逼死美国人!!!暴!

刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
  清闲,面带微笑的:
  
  前台小姐:“hello.”
  
  美国人:“hi.”
  
  前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
  
  美国人:“can you speak english?”
  
  前台小姐:“if i not speak english,i am speaking what?”
  
  美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”
  
  前台小姐:“you yourself look.all people are playing,no people have
  time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
  
  美国人:“good heavens.anybody here can speak english?”
  
  前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet a little,you one arth have what
  thing?”
  
  美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”
  
  前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”
  
  美国人吐血。。。

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